Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Swindler's List

So, I'm not bragging or anything but I think I just pulled off the best swindle ever, I can't really go into details yet because it's still in the works but if it's successful man oh man! But this random moment of the day lead me to this post. I composed a list of people who are celebrities, friends, movie characters and etc. These people in some shape or form has an amazing swindle. this list is in to particular order!!!


Horatio from CSI: Miami
Think back to all of the CSI: Miami
episodes, other than checking up on people and asking a few questions, what has Horatio truly done. His the only in the cast who's storyline has been career or life-threaten. People are getting shot at, damn caught in explosions and all his does is put on sunglasses and sound creepy as hell.
(Still my favorite show though)

President Bill Clinton
Need I say more??? He was the whole world believing his black! (No Shade At All)

The Mexican Race
My my homeboy Johnny said this I didn't believe but I'm starting to believe it's true, When the world ends in 2012, This will be the only race that is still alive. Yeah they hustle but they have some other things going on too. Not to mention they drive better cars then you and I, support themselves, friends, and family and still manage to get trashed on the weekends

Anybody Who Loses in American Idols
I'm just going to ask this question, name a winner from American Idol who popped after they one. The only person I can say is Fantasia and you see how she turned out (#RobFace). But everyone has list earned a name from themselves or mass amounts of records and hell Jennifer Hudson's hollering ass got a damn Oscar. I'm just saying!

Justin Bieber
Be serious, this lil dude was an over night sensation and exploded like crazy...these little girls just faint when someone say he's name and did you here how he got on, he randomly sung for some guy who was well connected. Justin Bieber cheated at life and now he's set!

Marcus Bass
One Word...Bass Swindle! Rumor has it that he swindled God into being born on Christmas Eve and a free ticket to Heaven when he dies.

P. Diddy
Anyone that changes their name 3 times and is still on top and no one is confused? I'm just saying plus he manages to get hold of all of the rising artist.

Homeless People
I bet you 9 times out of 10 then got more money than you and I.

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