Guide to Sneaking in Very Important Places

Bit by bit and I mean bit, I like to share a piece of my swindle. Now most of the places people see in me during event and places, 9 times out of 10...I'm not supposed to be there. Being a journalist can go a looooooooong way sometimes, but anyway here it is. BTW S/O to #TEAMJOMC

1. Buy a video camera- And not just any camera, it's gotta be a real official one. You might not use it but at least it'll get you through the door. No one will ever question you on where you're going if anything they'll ask what your filming. Make up something and make sure it sounds real legit.

2. Get a media pass- This only comes into play if the camera trick doesn't work. Someone has to know somebody who knows how to photoshop. So get that photoshopping friend to hook you up. Just make sure MEDIA PASS is huge. Now all you gotta do is flash, say PRESS and keep it moving.

3. Look like you belong!!!-Now once your in the door, this is the most important rule ever. Looking scared or lost is like the Number 1 sign for official, they'll automatically know you don't belong and then your ass get the boot! Even if you are lost, look confident and eventually you'll find your way.

Now I know by now you are probably like Rob what the hell are you talking about? But this works, me and the crew have been everywhere. Just trust me you'll be fine. Now keep reading!

4. Have a smart phone- Some people suck with hiding their facial emotions. The phone comes into play, don't fake like you are on the phone. Txt, BBM or whatever it is. That way it looks like you are doing something very important and you don't have to worry about eye contact, unless you get all giddy and grin like a dumbass. It also causes you to walk faster, like you're own mission. And who's going to question anybody who's on a mission.

5. Find an Ally- Now it's bad enough you are in here illegally, now to insure that you don't get kicked out, find someone you know or get cool with someone real quick, so you'll have someone to vouch for you or at least get them to get you a wrist band or whatever you need to keep you back there.

Now if you follow these five easy steps, you'll be fine. Don't believe me?? Ask my friends or that couple who ate dinner at the President Ball jawn. My only advice to you is to network like crazy, since you went through all of that trouble you might as well get something out of it.

Let me know how it goes!