2010 Recap

Too Cool for a Trend

#RandomConfessions

It's a couple more days until 2011, and few months before graduation. I have a lot of prospect and ideas but I have no idea what I want to do after graduation. There's the news thing, there's film, and there's marketing and public relations (IMO, I suck at it). But I don't know what I want to do. I have a few homeboys who want to break into the acting/modeling business and I played around with the thought of becoming their managers but I have no earthly idea on how to do that. It bothers me a lot and damn near scares the shit out of me. I know this is random but I wanted to vent for a bit. My biggest fear is being broke...I'm living that lifestyle now and I've been in situations when me and the fam didn't have anything and I don't want to go back to that again. I think that's why it scares me so damn bad and it's probably why I've learn so many trades in the last couple of years. IDK man maybe it's just me over thinking things again but I can't help it. It happens at times. Anyway thanks for reading or whatever.

Bored Christmas Night???

NT Productions Presents The First Episode of The Greatest Homecoming on Earth (NCAT) Documentary

Random Comedy!

Guide to Sneaking in Very Important Places

Bit by bit and I mean bit, I like to share a piece of my swindle. Now most of the places people see in me during event and places, 9 times out of 10...I'm not supposed to be there. Being a journalist can go a looooooooong way sometimes, but anyway here it is. BTW S/O to #TEAMJOMC

1. Buy a video camera- And not just any camera, it's gotta be a real official one. You might not use it but at least it'll get you through the door. No one will ever question you on where you're going if anything they'll ask what your filming. Make up something and make sure it sounds real legit.

2. Get a media pass- This only comes into play if the camera trick doesn't work. Someone has to know somebody who knows how to photoshop. So get that photoshopping friend to hook you up. Just make sure MEDIA PASS is huge. Now all you gotta do is flash, say PRESS and keep it moving.

3. Look like you belong!!!-Now once your in the door, this is the most important rule ever. Looking scared or lost is like the Number 1 sign for official, they'll automatically know you don't belong and then your ass get the boot! Even if you are lost, look confident and eventually you'll find your way.

Now I know by now you are probably like Rob what the hell are you talking about? But this works, me and the crew have been everywhere. Just trust me you'll be fine. Now keep reading!

4. Have a smart phone- Some people suck with hiding their facial emotions. The phone comes into play, don't fake like you are on the phone. Txt, BBM or whatever it is. That way it looks like you are doing something very important and you don't have to worry about eye contact, unless you get all giddy and grin like a dumbass. It also causes you to walk faster, like you're own mission. And who's going to question anybody who's on a mission.

5. Find an Ally- Now it's bad enough you are in here illegally, now to insure that you don't get kicked out, find someone you know or get cool with someone real quick, so you'll have someone to vouch for you or at least get them to get you a wrist band or whatever you need to keep you back there.

Now if you follow these five easy steps, you'll be fine. Don't believe me?? Ask my friends or that couple who ate dinner at the President Ball jawn. My only advice to you is to network like crazy, since you went through all of that trouble you might as well get something out of it.

Let me know how it goes!

The Swindler's List

So, I'm not bragging or anything but I think I just pulled off the best swindle ever, I can't really go into details yet because it's still in the works but if it's successful man oh man! But this random moment of the day lead me to this post. I composed a list of people who are celebrities, friends, movie characters and etc. These people in some shape or form has an amazing swindle. this list is in to particular order!!!

Horatio from CSI: Miami

Think back to all of the CSI: Miami

episodes, other than checking up on people and asking a few questions, what has Horatio truly done. His the only in the cast who's storyline has been career or life-threaten. People are getting shot at, damn caught in explosions and all his does is put on sunglasses and sound creepy as hell.

(Still my favorite show though)

President Bill Clinton

Need I say more??? He was the whole world believing his black! (No Shade At All)

The Mexican Race

My my homeboy Johnny said this I didn't believe but I'm starting to believe it's true, When the world ends in 2012, This will be the only race that is still alive. Yeah they hustle but they have some other things going on too. Not to mention they drive better cars then you and I, support themselves, friends, and family and still manage to get trashed on the weekends

Anybody Who Loses in American Idols

I'm just going to ask this question, name a winner from American Idol who popped after they one. The only person I can say is Fantasia and you see how she turned out (#RobFace). But everyone has list earned a name from themselves or mass amounts of records and hell Jennifer Hudson's hollering ass got a damn Oscar. I'm just saying!

Justin Bieber

Be serious, this lil dude was an over night sensation and exploded like crazy...these little girls just faint when someone say he's name and did you here how he got on, he randomly sung for some guy who was well connected. Justin Bieber cheated at life and now he's set!

Marcus Bass

One Word...Bass Swindle! Rumor has it that he swindled God into being born on Christmas Eve and a free ticket to Heaven when he dies.

P. Diddy

Anyone that changes their name 3 times and is still on top and no one is confused? I'm just saying plus he manages to get hold of all of the rising artist.

Homeless People

I bet you 9 times out of 10 then got more money than you and I.

Mood Musik: 11 Dimension, Julian Casablancas

A Rare Jones Movement

Motivation: Steven Spielberg

Coming Soon from Locke Kaushal

This is a screenshot from my homeboy Locke Kaushal's new video Rich Man Beggin' Shout out to DreamOutLoud Ent.

Creating A Masterpiece: Euphoria

Last weekend I debuted my web series, Euphoria. It takes place in a fictional small town called Knightdale, NC. It revolves around three families, the Myricks, the Blakes, and the Lockes and a construction company. It's a cast of 14 who I feel made the cut and fit the personalities that I had for my characters. All three families and characters are named after some of my very close friends. i.e. Carlin Myrick and Taylor Blake. AND NO, the story lines aren't about them, it's bad enough I stole their personalities and names (LMAO LLS). Writing the first two episode were almost damn suicidal. I struggled with completing a storylines for everyone. I rewrote episode, I swear 10 tens. I read over them and I was like who the hell would read this?!? So after another 6 tries, I finally came up with something. And now to you pleasurable enjoyment...Euphoria! At first I didn't want start the show off with a rivalry between Nicole and Grace. I actually wanted to the first cat fight to be between Roxanne and Nicole but every plot brought Nicole back at odds with Grace so I said what the hell! Eventually Nicole and Roxanne will have their showdown...so stick with us..it'll come.

Mood Musik: Sure Thing, Miquel

Motivation: Walter Cronkite

Late Christmas Shoppers

Soooooooo, it's Monday and Christmas is less than a week away and I haven't bought anything yet! Don't ask, don't judge! I've really lost track of time plus I was too comfortable this is the first week I didn't have to do anything...I've really been enjoying myself. And is it just me or has everything been flying by this year??? Anyway, I spoke with a few of friends, neighbors, relative, online friends, etc. and I'm not alone and now I don't feel like a bum ass loser anymore. So today, My mom and I are going shopping...yeah she was loafing too.

Cancelling Forever & A Day

First I would like to take the time out and apologize to my friends and readers. I suddenly discontinued Forever and A Day and left a whole lot of questions unanswered. Being that I wanted to start my blog back up and explain the cancellation of F&AD, I figured I'll kill two birds with one stone. Pretty cool thinking huh? #fistpump Let me start by saying that F&AD is no cancelled...I'll say it put on hold until further. I used cancelled due to lack of words #RobShrug. When I originally started writing Forever and A Day, I wanted it to be popular so I overlooked the love I had for it. Going into Season 2, I begin to put the love of writing over the popularity and I realized that I had a growing talent. So I continued into it, be Season 3 I realized that F&AD wasn't giving me life, I looked at all of F&AD's sister's sites and I realized they all brought something different to the table which made me take a look at F&AD. Yes it brought something to the table but I honestly needed something more. To sum it all up, I grew bored with F&AD and need something more...I think I've found that with Euphoria. In time I'll probably come back to Forever & A Day...I still think my cast shits on everyone else's lmao!

Life Inspirations

It's What I Do

It would take too long to catch you up on everything that I've been up too. So I'll start from here and somehow along road you'll be caught up. Make sure you follow me @PenzNCameraz on Twitter. Much love!